Literature
Dear Bleach Fanfiction Authors Ch 2
Chapter 2 Toshiro Hitsugaya
Dear Bleach Fanfiction Authors,
There's no reason for me to be such a popular character with you people. I'm simply good at my job, that's all, and personally, I'd prefer not to have all this attention. And stop saying I have "teal orbs!"
And if I'm so popular, how come so many of your fanfictions feature me being tortured?
While we're on the subject of torture, could you please not write me in a romantic relationship with Lieutenant Matsumoto? She is a competent lieutenant if, and only if, I keep after her. And if she lays off the sake. But we have a purely, and I mean purely, professional relationship.